“I see everything in vertical format.” “That’s not your eyes, Dave, that’s just your brain adapting to the 2018 smartphone era.”
Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.