Why was Milwaukee peaceful? Because Giannis won his second MVP and signed a long-term deal, promising never to leave for a superteam.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.