2001 Vintage: The Scanner

I’m a radiologist. I’m just “beaming.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

@Married_With_Kids04/23/2007 21:45Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli06/14/2008 01:26That still only counts as one laugh!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan12/18/2015 20:28This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Kazaa_Leecher10/07/1995 09:30I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Bad_Luck_Brian10/13/2014 19:59Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Confused_Travolta12/14/2012 19:28Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Leeroy_Jenkins10/22/2009 18:27At least I have chicken... and this joke!