Why was 2020 the “Year of the Anchor”? Because the Navy learned that a nuclear-powered carrier is the world’s most expensive “Floating Quarantine Zone” when one sailor sneezes in the galley.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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Classic. Simply classic.