Why was the 2022 BBQ so “Dark”? Because Robert Pattinson’s Batman made being “Vengeance” the only acceptable mood for someone standing in the shadows of the porch.
Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Launch
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Independence” Edition
In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition
In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Deadpool & Wolverine Hype
Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »
40 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Auto-Tune” Edition
In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »
41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
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32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
2024 Classic: The The Bear Season 3
Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Cyber-S'mores"
Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
There is a joke in my boot!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!