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2022 Classic: The Chris Rock Response

Why was he so professional? Because he realized that “Comedy” is a dangerous sport, but “Live TV” is even crazier.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition
In 1996, the 68th Academy Awards brought us back to the Dorothy C...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition
In 2018, the 90th Academy Awards celebrated nearly a century of c...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti "In-N-Out" Joke
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention it? To remind us that even if you're...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Christopher Nolan win? For proving that you can make a th...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2008 “No Country, Milkshakes & Marion’s Shock” Edition
In 2008, the 80th Academy Awards barely escaped the writers' stri...read more »
2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »

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42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition
In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Anya Taylor-Joy Look
Why did she look like a mermaid? To remind us that Furiosa is com...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover05/07/2008 05:29You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Pikachu_Fan_8807/13/2006 13:41Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Sum41_Skater03/29/2014 15:09In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Wayne_World_Ex04/11/2012 12:01Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Frag_Master_9911/08/2002 23:56Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Noob_Slayer_X03/25/2005 00:54Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Podcast_Listener03/14/2001 16:21I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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