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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Top tier web animation humor!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Equality for all jokes!
this made me smile after a long day at work. thank u for posting this!
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.