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2017 Vintage: The Guardians Vol. 2 Baby Groot

 He’s tiny, he’s dancing, and he’s the only reason I’m buying a new keychain this year.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color05/19/2005 20:23Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@CRT_Brightness04/03/2007 08:39I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Linux_Distro_User10/25/2009 01:07Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Voodoo_3dfx10/14/2012 20:03The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Emule_Donkey06/22/2011 21:54Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Fight_Club_Member02/27/1995 19:30I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Loituma_Girl07/18/1997 12:01Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Double_Rainbow_G04/06/1997 20:20What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Anonymous_User03/13/1995 09:30We are many. We are laughing.
@Hacktivist_Fan11/19/2004 18:22Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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