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2016 Vintage: Suicide Squad (The First One)

 Why was the Joker barely in it? Because we spent six months looking at Jared Leto’s tattoos just to watch a movie that felt like a two-hour neon music video.

Part of the 38 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2016 “Augmented Reality & Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz04/16/2015 22:50To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Hercules_Xena04/27/2002 10:52By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Dark_Knight_Joker03/04/2004 11:43Why so serious? Read this joke!
@DVD_Rom_King11/14/1996 19:58More capacity for humor on this site!
@Big_Snatch_Boris09/18/2000 09:40Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Ninja_Turtle_R11/18/1996 06:04Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Liger_Owner_X01/08/2001 07:16It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/04/2005 00:51Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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