Why did the lightbulb fail the test? It wasn’t very “bright.”
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Still digging for more humor!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.