The beautiful, loud ringing of the grandfather clock in the hallway that signaled it was exactly 8:30 PM, meaning it was time to lock the deadbolt, turn off the porch light, and completely drift off to sleep before the late-night talk shows even started.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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... (Laughter in silence).