Why was the Green Jacket “Spanish-sized”? Because Rahm won on Seve Ballesteros’ birthday, proving that if you have enough power and a good beard, Augusta National will eventually let you win.
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Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I see you... laughing!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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