Why Joseph Gordon-Levitt? For a movie that suggested that even the most attractive man in New Jersey would rather look at a screen than Scarlett Johansson.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!