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2013 Vintage: The Scary Movie 5

 “Is it a parody of a parody?” “No, it’s just not funny. Let’s turn it off.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Q: What do you say when...
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The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
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The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
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The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye07/19/2007 16:37Better than a headshot in Complex!
@QuickTime_Viewer10/17/1995 16:30Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Dark_Knight_Joker02/08/2005 15:19Why so serious? Read this joke!
@DotCom_Survivor06/06/2009 12:12I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Walter_Sobchak05/04/1998 14:07Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Big_Snatch_Boris04/07/2012 21:12Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Numa_Numa_Guy08/26/2015 06:51Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

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