Why were they still on belts? Because in 2000, some people were still refusing to get a cell phone, clinging to their little plastic boxes like it was 1994.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.