2013 Vintage: The Annie

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper01/19/1998 20:39Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@ICQ_Flower06/03/2009 19:46The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Cast_Away_Wilson12/20/2010 11:46WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@OfficeWorker_9912/31/2014 07:29I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Walter_Sobchak04/27/2000 23:13Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?