2012 Classic: The Cloud Storage
Why did the lawyer move his soul to the cloud? He heard the storage fees were lower than the taxes in hell. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Cloud Storage
2012 Archive: The Expendables 2 Chuck Norris
Why the joke? For the moment the franchise became sentient and allowed Chuck Norris to tell a “Chuck Norris joke” in the middle of a… Read More »2012 Archive: The Expendables 2 Chuck Norris
2011 Archive: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPad 2 is way thinner! Part of the 35… Read More »2011 Archive: The Cargo
2011 Classic: The New Year’s Eve Movie
Too many celebrities. My wife said, “It’s like a party where I don’t want to talk to anyone.” I said, “So… every party we go… Read More »2011 Classic: The New Year’s Eve Movie
2011 Archive: The MySpace “Sale”
Why was the accountant laughing? Because the site that was worth billions sold for the price of a fancy lunch. Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2011 Archive: The MySpace “Sale”
2010 Archive: The Supermarket
She tried to return a pineapple because it was “too prickly for a Monday.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad”… Read More »2010 Archive: The Supermarket
2009 Legacy: The Vevo Launch
Why the watermark? For the year YouTube and record labels got serious about music videos, changing how we “watch” music forever. Part of the 42… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Vevo Launch
2009 Archive: The Hangover Reality
“I feel like Zach Galifianakis.” “Funny and eccentric?” “No, I just woke up with a missing tooth, a strange baby in the closet, and a strong… Read More »2009 Archive: The Hangover Reality
2009 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2008 Archive: The “Single Ladies” Hand Move
Beyoncé just gave every person on a dance floor a workout routine that involves a lot of hand-flipping and invisible rings. Part of the 81… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Single Ladies” Hand Move