Why did the lawyer move his soul to the cloud? He heard the storage fees were lower than the taxes in hell.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
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A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
The Retainer Fee
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2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »
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The Robin Hood Logic
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2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
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I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!