“I feel like Zach Galifianakis.” “Funny and eccentric?” “No, I just woke up with a missing tooth, a strange baby in the closet, and a strong suspicion that I’ve ruined my life.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
We are many. We are laughing.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.