2002 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? Because those flying sword fights needed a score that was equally epic. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
2002 Vintage: The Mimosa
“Is it too late for a Mimosa?” “It’s 11 PM. It’s too late for everything.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man &… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Mimosa
2002 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach it, climb the rope! It’s good for your grip!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
2002 Vintage: The Euro Swap
Why was the American tourist confused in Italy? He spent two hours trying to pay with Lira, only to be told that his money was… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Euro Swap
2002 Legacy: The Magazine
She reads Vogue just to see what she’s going to criticize my wife for wearing next week. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man &… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Magazine
2001 Classic: Sum 41
Why were they “In Too Deep”? Because in 2001, pop-punk was the only appropriate soundtrack for jumping into a swimming pool while wearing baggy shorts.… Read More »2001 Classic: Sum 41
2000 Legacy: The Billing Software
Why did the lawyer upgrade his software? To make sure it could handle the transition from “billing by the hour” to “billing by the second.”… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Billing Software
2000 Classic: The Clear Plastic Craze
Owning a pencil case, a stapler, and a calculator that were all made of translucent blue plastic so you could see the cheap copper wires… Read More »2000 Classic: The Clear Plastic Craze
2000 Legacy: The Keyboard
I’m a composer. I’m looking for the “any” key. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: Tom Cruise (Mission
Impossible 2): Why was there so much slow-motion? Because John Woo decided that 2000 was the year we needed to see every single hair on Tom… Read More »2000 Classic: Tom Cruise (Mission