2000 Legacy: The Billing Software

Why did the lawyer upgrade his software? To make sure it could handle the transition from “billing by the hour” to “billing by the second.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Y2K_Bug_Hunter03/13/2006 00:10The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@BackToFuture_M06/02/2012 20:01Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Toolbar_Hater02/02/2015 22:54My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@About_Dot_Com04/17/2012 11:17The human guide to online humor.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan07/28/2005 03:21Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Homestar_Runner03/25/2010 02:11That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@I_See_What_You07/01/2015 04:27I see what you did there. Clever!