2018 Archive: The “Thank U, Next” Mantra

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🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club01/25/2012 22:31A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Cipher_Steak11/28/2003 06:01Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Wild_Thornberry11/29/1996 19:48Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/29/1995 01:30In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Goonies_Never_D10/26/1999 04:47Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Retweet_King01/20/2015 11:06RT if you think this is funny!