Why the French Revolution costumes? Because Chris Martin and the boys traded the piano for bells and strings, creating a stadium anthem so big it… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Coldplay “Viva La Vida” Coronation
“You have ‘BlackBerry Finger’.” “Is it serious?” “Only if you’re trying to sell your stocks before they hit zero.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Diagnosis
Beyoncé just gave every person on a dance floor a workout routine that involves a lot of hand-flipping and invisible rings. Part of the 81… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Single Ladies” Hand Move
I’m “alt-ering” my lifestyle. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “pouring” my thoughts into 140 characters. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
The whole cast. They can’t change it until they’ve finished a 4-minute choreographed dance number about “being all in this together.” Part of the 69… Read More »2006 Legacy: The High School Musical Fan
Why was the solar system so mean? Because the International Astronomical Union decided that Pluto wasn’t “big enough” to be a planet, making every science… Read More »2006 Archive: The Death of Pluto’s Planet Status
Why Naomi Watts? For proving that even a creepy well-girl can’t make a sequel feel fresh. Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Ring Two” Vibe
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
My left arm is currently 20% yellow silicone. I’m not sure what I’m supporting anymore, but I know I can’t take this bracelet off without… Read More »2004 Legacy: The LiveStrong Loop
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