Why was the solar system so mean? Because the International Astronomical Union decided that Pluto wasn’t “big enough” to be a planet, making every science textbook printed before 2006 look like a work of fiction.
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🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2015 Legacy: The Launch of Periscope
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2014 Legacy: The Death of Windows XP
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2015 Classic: The Launch of the "Force Touch" Trackpad
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2013 Archive: The Pope Resignation
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2014 Classic: Taylor Swift vs. Spotify
Why was it so quiet? Because in 2014, Taylor decided streaming w...read more »
2014 Vintage: Destiny (The Launch)
Why were we shooting at a cave? Because the most expensive game ...read more »
2015 Vintage: The "What are those?!" Meme
Why were the shoes so offensive? Because one guy with a camera a...read more »
2013 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2013
Why were we so ready for 2014? Because we had our new consoles, ...read more »
2013 Archive: The Launch of "Flappy Bird" (Original)
Why was everyone so angry at a bird? Because a simple game about...read more »
2013 Archive: The Launch of "Lorde"
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2014 Legacy: Interstellar Premiere
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
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Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
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