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2005 Classic: The “Ring Two” Vibe

 Why Naomi Watts? For proving that even a creepy well-girl can’t make a sequel feel fresh.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic06/10/2003 22:42That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes05/04/1998 12:21Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Saved_By_The_Bell11/20/2004 17:29I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory12/15/2006 14:45Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/15/2010 18:03Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Loituma_Girl07/10/2015 04:20Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@StumbleUpon_User06/21/1998 07:57I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

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