Why did Jennifer Lawrence trip on her way to the stage? Because her Dior dress was so beautiful it decided to have a moment of its own, and because winning an Oscar is the only thing that can make a girl forget how gravity works.
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Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
This humor took me to new heights!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.