2015 Legacy: The Specialist
I went to a ‘Wrist-Tech Specialist.’ He didn’t check my lungs; he just cleaned the sensor on my watch. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Specialist
2014 Classic: The Mockingjay
A girl starts whistling four notes. The whole bar whistles back. The bartender says, “The revolution will be televised, but the revolution also needs to… Read More »2014 Classic: The Mockingjay
2014 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
Why did the space movie sweep? Because every “clink” and “whoosh” was a masterpiece of digital engineering. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Part 2
“I’m having withdrawals!” “It’s a bird made of four pixels, Kevin. Go outside and look at a real one.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Part 2
2013 Archive: The Jennifer Lawrence Fall
Why did Jennifer Lawrence trip on her way to the stage? Because her Dior dress was so beautiful it decided to have a moment of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Jennifer Lawrence Fall
2013 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Aftermath
Why was 2013 so normal? Because it turns out that having married gay soldiers didn’t break the military—it just meant more people at the unit’s… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Aftermath
2013 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2013 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2012 Classic: The Cloud Storage
Why did the lawyer move his soul to the cloud? He heard the storage fees were lower than the taxes in hell. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Cloud Storage
2012 Archive: The Expendables 2 Chuck Norris
Why the joke? For the moment the franchise became sentient and allowed Chuck Norris to tell a “Chuck Norris joke” in the middle of a… Read More »2012 Archive: The Expendables 2 Chuck Norris
2012 Archive: The Sinister Tape Fear
I am never watching old home movies ever again. Thanks, Ethan Hawke. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Archive: The Sinister Tape Fear