2018 Legacy: The Black Mirror “USS Callister”
Why did it win? For making us all terrified of our coworkers’ secret digital simulations of us. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Black Mirror “USS Callister”
2018 Archive: The “Thank U, Next” Mantra
Ariana Grande just gave every person on earth a polite way to tell their ex to get lost. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Thank U, Next” Mantra
2017 Classic: Spider-Man
Homecoming: Why was Peter Parker so young? Because in 2017, Tom Holland proved that Spider-Man is just a kid who really wants Tony Stark to text… Read More »2017 Classic: Spider-Man
2016 Archive: The Window
I’m “browsing” through reality. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2016 Vintage: The Plastic
I’m “flexible” with my lunch breaks. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom go to the 2016 party? To sweep the dance floor. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch… Read More »2016 Classic: The Brave Broom
2016 Classic: The Diagnosis
“You have ‘Lure Module Fever’.” “Is it contagious?” “Only if you have a data plan and no self-control.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Classic: The Diagnosis
2015 Vintage: The Draft Beer
“Reliable, unlike my Wi-Fi.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Specialist
I went to a ‘Wrist-Tech Specialist.’ He didn’t check my lungs; he just cleaned the sensor on my watch. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Specialist