I’m “flexible” with my lunch breaks.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
The highest note of humor!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!