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2016 Vintage: The Plastic

 I’m “flexible” with my lunch breaks.

Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/06/2010 00:55I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Pentium_Power06/29/2003 18:22My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Cyber_Security_X10/18/2001 02:10Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Diva_Plavalaguna04/03/2001 07:29The highest note of humor!
@Liger_Owner_X07/03/2009 16:44It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

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