1995 Classic: The Actor

Only one. They don’t like sharing the spotlight.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? Have you tr...read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

@Net_Addict_200012/15/2015 15:45My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Melrose_Place_Fan06/16/2000 12:58Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/23/2011 10:07The future is laughing at us.

@Goldmember_I_L03/29/1998 20:42I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat08/21/2000 09:06Heh heh heh. Good one.