Why the joke? For the moment the franchise became sentient and allowed Chuck Norris to tell a “Chuck Norris joke” in the middle of a war zone.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
First! And it’s funny!