Why was 2013 so normal? Because it turns out that having married gay soldiers didn’t break the military—it just meant more people at the unit’s holiday party.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.