I’m “pouring” my thoughts into 140 characters.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
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Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
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