2000 Classic: Best Hard Rock Performance
Why “Whiskey in the Jar” by Metallica? Because even when they’re covering Irish folk songs, Metallica is still louder than your neighbors. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: Best Hard Rock Performance
2000 Legacy: The Keyboard
I’m a composer. I’m looking for the “any” key. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Morpheus
You take the blue bulb, the story ends. You take the red bulb, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the socket… Read More »1999 Classic: The Morpheus
1999 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Shakespeare in Love win? Because writing a movie about writing a play is the ultimate Hollywood “Inception” move. Part of the 38 Oscars… Read More »1999 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
1999 Classic: The Wild Wild West Fan
One, but the bulb is a giant mechanical spider for some reason. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1999 Classic: The Wild Wild West Fan
1999 Legacy: The Wood
I’m a carpenter. I’m just pining for you. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Britney Spears “…Baby One More Time” Earthquake
Why did the world stop? Because a school hallway in a music video became the epicenter of a pop explosion that would define the next… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Britney Spears “…Baby One More Time” Earthquake
1998 Classic: The Shakespeare in Love Upset
Why was Harvey Weinstein the most feared man in town? Because he managed to convince the Academy that a guy in tights writing poetry was… Read More »1998 Classic: The Shakespeare in Love Upset
1997 Archive: The Jagermeister
A guy takes a shot of Jäger. The bartender asks, “How is it?” The guy says, “It tastes like I’m about to make a decision… Read More »1997 Archive: The Jagermeister
1997 Legacy: The Scale
I stepped on the scale and it whispered, “To be continued on WebMD.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Scale