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2000 Classic: Tom Cruise (Mission

Impossible 2): Why was there so much slow-motion? Because John Woo decided that 2000 was the year we needed to see every single hair on Tom Cruise’s head fly through the air during a motorcycle jump.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve07/05/2001 04:22Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/15/1995 00:51My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Broadband_Newbie10/29/2004 01:57Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Jesus_Quintana10/17/2010 02:19Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan11/29/2013 05:51Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Footloose_Ren03/14/2009 03:53Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Keyboard_Cat_P09/13/2010 00:24Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Ultima_Online_V07/05/2000 19:24Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Maplestory_Kid11/22/1998 23:57@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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