1999 Classic: The Morpheus

You take the blue bulb, the story ends. You take the red bulb, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the socket goes.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

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How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

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How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

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@Napster_King03/27/2014 05:25I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Msdos_Commander10/02/1997 02:35C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Dial_Up_King01/08/2012 22:30Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@White_Goodman_G12/01/2003 03:27We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Brennan_Huff_X11/10/2008 18:34I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Top_List_Winner03/02/2014 05:08Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!