1999 Legacy: The Wood

I’m a carpenter. I’m just pining for you.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Lycos_Dog03/23/2013 22:34Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Mean_Girls_Regina02/12/2001 03:16Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Binary_Boy12/13/2011 19:1601001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Ali_G_In_Da_H12/01/2002 18:12Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Pedro_For_Pres05/16/2003 06:54Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Badger_Badger_M03/06/2013 02:11Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Leet_Speaker_7704/22/1995 19:477h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Starcraft_Zerg12/27/2011 06:15Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!