1997 Legacy: The Scale

I stepped on the scale and it whispered, “To be continued on WebMD.”

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@Britney_Spears_Fan03/19/1997 17:26Oops, I laughed again!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/18/1997 19:44A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Web_Counter_9901/31/2000 18:08I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Top_List_Winner08/13/2002 17:11Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Leeroy_Jenkins05/12/2014 18:28At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Grammar_Nazi_9903/03/1998 00:33Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!