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2009 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe

The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Backstreet_Fan12/14/2006 23:44I want it that way... the funny way!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan06/10/2011 22:52I am crying... with laughter!
@Binary_Boy01/16/2012 03:2001001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Voodoo_3dfx02/07/2006 10:03The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Bluetooth_Bot08/21/1999 05:01Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Goldmember_I_L06/21/2003 21:55I love gold! And I love this joke!
@WordPress_Fan_0303/05/2012 17:04The best thing since version 1.0!
@Runescape_Noob01/13/2004 17:22Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Homestar_Runner04/21/1999 02:19That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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