I’m “alt-ering” my lifestyle.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!