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2008 Vintage: The Control

 I’m “alt-ering” my lifestyle.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict09/13/2012 10:01LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Linux_Distro_Fan08/10/1998 14:57Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/17/2010 18:56One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Donny_V_ShutUp03/08/1997 10:32Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Kill_Bill_Bride10/24/2002 04:10I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Nu_Metal_Kid10/22/2006 21:10I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Better_Off_Dead08/16/2003 21:39I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Web_Counter_9903/13/2010 10:32I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Netscape_Now_B12/10/2013 18:58I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Lag_Victim_0106/07/2011 00:03I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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