2002 Vintage: The Mimosa

“Is it too late for a Mimosa?” “It’s 11 PM. It’s too late for everything.”

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@ICQ_Flower06/03/1999 12:15The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Pager_Guy12/03/2011 02:08Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Legally_Blonde_Elle12/06/2009 00:48What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Zoolander_Derek03/12/2001 08:15What is this? A joke for ants?

@BitTorrent_0103/20/2000 00:44Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Lock_Stock_Two06/09/2010 02:58It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Goosebumps_Kid01/13/1998 06:50Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Ferris_Bueller08/12/2011 07:07Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.