2011 Archive: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPad 2 is way thinner!

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@Encarta_User05/30/2010 18:40I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Web_Master_Flex07/03/2007 15:46I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee09/30/2015 15:43A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Memento_Guy03/20/2011 06:35Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Chocolate_Rain10/15/2006 20:22I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.