2005 Legacy: The Munich Intensity
Steven Spielberg made a movie about revenge that is so tense I forgot to eat my popcorn for two hours. Part of the 66 Observational… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Munich Intensity
2005 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the steak had “aspirations” before it met me. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero”… Read More »2005 Classic: The Restaurant
2005 Classic: The Geoffrey Rush Masterclass
Why did he win for The Life and Death of Peter Sellers? For playing so many different people in one movie that the Academy thought… Read More »2005 Classic: The Geoffrey Rush Masterclass
2005 Classic: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a doctor? A “ribbit-ologist.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Vitali Klitschko vs. Lennox Lewis
Why was the doctor the MVP? Because he stopped the fight due to Vitali’s cut, saving Lennox’s title and ending the career of a heavyweight… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Vitali Klitschko vs. Lennox Lewis
2003 Vintage: The Mediterranean Shipping Scandal
Why were politicians talking about a “floating bomb”? Because a ship full of explosives was found off Greece, making everyone realize that “maritime security” wasn’t… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Mediterranean Shipping Scandal
2002 Archive: The “Rules of Engagement” (ROE) Cards
Why were they so thick? Because you needed a law degree and a flashlight to figure out if you were allowed to shoot back at… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Rules of Engagement” (ROE) Cards
2002 Archive: The Scroll
I’m a historian. I’m just “rolling” with it. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Memory
“Doctor, I keep losing my keys.” “Have you tried ‘Find My Keys’?” “It’s 2001, Doc, that doesn’t exist yet!” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Memory
2001 Archive: The Blue Room (Nicole Kidman)
Why was the theater costume so scandalous? Because 2001 was the year of “theatrical nudity,” making even the ghosts feel a bit underdressed. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Blue Room (Nicole Kidman)