In case he got a hole in one! It’s better to be safe than sorry on the green.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
This is why we need the internet.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.