Why were they so thick? Because you needed a law degree and a flashlight to figure out if you were allowed to shoot back at the guy currently shooting at you.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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This site is very exciting!