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2012 Classic: The Hobbit Hike

 “I’m going on an adventure!” “The grocery store isn’t Middle-earth, put your shoes on.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior11/16/1998 04:30I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@AOL_Surfer08/13/2015 07:16You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Sidekick_User05/02/2000 16:52Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Tech_Support_Guy08/26/2003 12:43Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Oracle_Says11/25/2008 11:02I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Judge_Dredd_Law07/23/1996 04:54I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Cow_And_Chicken07/16/2003 21:50Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/04/2007 05:46My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Social_Media_G11/09/2002 00:22I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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