Why were politicians talking about a “floating bomb”? Because a ship full of explosives was found off Greece, making everyone realize that “maritime security” wasn’t just a fancy phrase.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition
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39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition
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41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Brain-Chip" Lobbying
Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sen...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
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2025 Legacy: The First AI Senator
Why was an amendment proposed in 2025 to allow algorithms to vote...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition
In 2006, the world shrank to 140 characters. It was the year of t...read more »
34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition
In 1997, the world felt like it was finally moving into the futur...read more »
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Why was it a turning point? Because it was the 90 minutes that pr...read more »
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Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The UK General Election
Why did Keir Starmer win such a massive majority? Because after 1...read more »
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Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
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It really whips the llama's ass!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!