I’m a historian. I’m just “rolling” with it.
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
This humor took me to new heights!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.