2008 Vintage: The Tequila
A guy takes a shot and starts singing “Single Ladies.” He is a 50-year-old accountant. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Tequila
2008 Classic: The Satin
I’m “shining” on the grid. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on life before touchscreens. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with my fingers now. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: Kelly Clarkson’s Pop Win
Why did she win Best Female Pop Vocal? Because “Since U Been Gone” was the only song in 2005 that everyone—from toddlers to grandmas—knew every… Read More »2006 Vintage: Kelly Clarkson’s Pop Win
2006 Vintage: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Nintendo Wii Lock-In
The youth pastor bringing his personal, newly released Nintendo Wii console to the church basement, causing a massive traffic jam of fifty teenagers waiting four… Read More »2006 Classic: The Nintendo Wii Lock-In
2006 Legacy: The Lemon
I’m “squeezing” into the digital age. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a doctor? A “ribbit-ologist.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the steak had “aspirations” before it met me. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero”… Read More »2005 Classic: The Restaurant