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Why was Dad drinking cranberry juice while on a longboard? Because he wanted to be “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac levels of chill during the apocalypse.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »

Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »

In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

@Dial_Up_King12/29/2009 09:41Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Student_Life_0107/09/2008 23:05Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/11/1995 04:26The Dude abides... this joke.

@AllYourBase_9909/03/2010 03:57All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Frame_Set_Wizard10/25/2012 14:35I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Dark_Web_Joker03/19/2009 17:54Found this on the deep end of the net.